Funny Thai Music Video – My Rice Paddy Needs Some Water

I always enjoy the lighter side of joke videos bringing a smile along with a catchy tune. My Rice Paddy Needs Some Water is a funny thai music video that is a ‘little dirty’ being a play on ‘water your field’ which is tongue in cheek innuendo for the man to offer to come to the woman and wet her…well you know…”dry field”…and having a romantic exchange together. By reading the lyrics, I think you can fill in the rest of what is happening in this song.

Anyway, enjoy the song and translated lyrics!

Releasing water into your Field by Petch Saharat

[Ladyboy 1] Is your field dried up?

[Ladyboy 2] Yes, it has been dried up for long

[Ladyboy 3] Yes, we need someone to water the field

All ladyboys scream when they see the pretty girl

Your field is dried up

It needs some water

I want to water the field

This year is too hot. The ground is dried up because of the heat.

Too dry too dry too dry, baby

Do you want me to water your field?

The field that your mom gave it to you (He’s talks about her ‘you know what down under’ that her mom gave her since she was born)

It’s getting big but it’s never been used.

Maybe it’s been waiting for me to water it?

You only do gardening on your field

Like you are waiting someone to take care of your field

So you can do something with your field

What can I help for you?

Or do you want me to water your field?

I will water your field like flooding

I will make your field gets flooded

The field is dried up

When it gets some water, you can do something with your field

Brother, can you come closer to help me watering my field?

Girl, your field is getting big, you know

But it still has had no one to take care of it

I want to take care of your field voluntary

I will help to water your field

I will help to water your field

Brother, can you come closer to help me watering my field?

Girl, your field is big, you know

But it still has had no one to take care of it

I want to take care of your field voluntary

I will help to water your field

I will help to water your field

I will help to water your field

[Ladyboy 1] Come come come. The field is too dried up. Brother, can you come to water my field?

[This is a scene showing the rainmaking parade (or a version of it anyway) or otherwise called the ‘cat parade’ (In the music video, the lady boy with a yellow shirt pretending to be a cat) is a ritual of Thai farmers. It is performed close to the rainy season, if the rain hasn’t come with all the farmers joining the parade The belief is that the cat is an animal which is afraid of rain and water. If it rained, the cat would cry. Some people believe that cats represents a drought.

Brother, can you come closer to help me watering my field?

Girl, your field is big, you know

But it has no one to take care of it

I want to take care of your field voluntary

I will help to water your field

I will help to water your field

Brother, can you come closer to help me watering my field?

Girl, your field is big, you know

But it has no one to take care of it

I want to take care of your field voluntary

I will help to water your field

I will help to water your field

I will help to water your field

[Small girl] These lady boys are annoying! They only want guys to take care of them because they cannot find themselves.

[Ladyboy 1] Girl, I met him first. He needs to be mine, right?

[Ladyboy 2 & 3] Right…

[Ladyboy 1] My field is dried up. See? Brother, can you help me to water my field?

[Ladyboy 2] Calm down. You cannot use water every day. Water is expensive these days and there are not many water suppliers, so we have to share.

[Small girl] Okay. Just some water.

[Ladyboy 3] Well, let’s make an agreement. We all will have some water for our own field.

[Ladyboy 1] That’s a good deal.

[Ladyboy 2] Can I ask him 2 times?

[Ladyboy 1] You are so greedy.

[Ladyboy 2] Why not? It’s too dried up.

[Ladyboy 1] I agree with you. Do you agree with us?

[Ladyboy 3] Come come come to join us.

[Ladyboy 2] Thank you so much. (Thanks to the little girl)